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blame-my-muses:

inkandash:

Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”

Well shit.

(Source: withnopowercomesnoresponsibility)

lettersto-savemyself:

Still (157/365)

lettersto-savemyself:

Still (157/365)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)

(Source: princesconsuela)

harveysface:

"I’m more of a homebody. I’m constantly asked: ‘Why don’t we see you out?’ But that’s not what drives me. I prefer to have people over - which I do a lot, because I bought a house that’s way too big for me, and four of my friends live there."

Mean Girls cast on the possibility of a reunion x

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

targarxen:

looking for alaska quotes

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

(Source: aryastarks)